And now for something completely different...

I wonder if you could apply the butt sprayer to underwear for a Portable Underwear Washer, For Whereever You Go. Now that is, er, thinking outside the briefs!

The Japanese also invented three-legged underwear some years (about 25 or so) ago. The premise was that underwear takes up a lot of space in luggage. To reduce this inconcvenience U-trou with three equal holes would enable the wearer to have three clean pair of undies in one simply by rotating the garment daily. Ummm - by comparison, the partable butt-washer represents a forward leap in the realm of light years!

In need of a little levity this week, I present the Toto Travel Washlet: Portable Butt Sprayer, For Wherever You Go